There are more reasons to live in London than ‘hot sex’
Michael Gove…
1) All the attractions you could ever want to see
Like this...
This...
And this...
2) Plenty of chain restaurants
There are probably more McDonalds than rats in the city
Don't forget KFC
Or Chicken Cottage...
3) All the jobs are in London. ALL THE JOBS!
4) Lots of museums
Oh look it's that dinosaur skeleton again...
5) More pubs than you can shake a stick at
Typical London pub board banter
6) More clubs than you can shake a stick at
That's one well shook stick...
7) Oxford Street
Look at all those people shopping
8) Free newspapers and magazines
Who doesn't love the Metro?
9) Boris bikes!
10) Boris buses!
11) Boris!
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