We just have so many...
As a non-smoker, apologising when someone asks you if you
have a lighter
"I'm sorry I don't fill my lungs with tar"
Not wanting to disturb your doctor, even though you’re ill
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"I will die from social awkwardness"
Running out of tea bags
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"Quick! Fetch an old one from the bin. I need a cuppa!"
Running out of milk for your tea
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"Oh ok, I'll just drink it without milk." *Grimaces* "...Lovely..."
Thanking parking wardens when they give you a ticket
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"Thanks. Only £30, that's ok..." *Dies inside*
Apologising to people who have bumped into you
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"Sorry!" *Mutters under breath* "What a c***."
Pressing the ‘Stop’ button on the bus too early but getting
off anyway and walking the remaining distance
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"Great. Now I have to walk through the stabby estate..."
People cutting the queue
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"Get to the back bitch!"
Getting a terrible haircut but telling the barber it’s
exactly what you had in mind
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"Great!" *Thinks to self* "SHIT!!!"
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